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Random Funny Quotes biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."
"Random Funny Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."
If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."
Random Funny Quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."
It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

“I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops.”

“I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.”
“Who’s Lily?”
“Some girl.”
“Ooh … a girl!”
“Boomer, we’re not in third grade anymore. You don’t say, ‘Ooh … a girl!’”
“What? You fucking her?”

“Okay, Boomer, you’re right. I liked ‘Ooh … a girl!’ much more than that.
Let’s stick with ‘Ooh … a girl!”

“At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earned a trio to the chest. Seems you slapped him while you’re tickling me. You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting?”

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Random Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

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