Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Funny Quotes For Kids Biography

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Funny Quotes For Kids Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life." It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.When it comes to the blessed state of parenthood, I'll admit that I'm a cynic. I'm sure there are some lovely aspects to raising a child up in your own image — but most of what I see looks nerve-wracking. Even good kids are exhausting, and don't get me started on the bad ones — the constant battle of wills and testing of boundaries, the public meltdowns, and those shrieks seem to go straight to your spinal column. Nope! But when you ask mom or dad about the experience, you get a different story. They downplay the nightmare side and focus on Kodak moments like the joy of birth (forgetting the blood and pain and “I'm-never-doing-this-again”) or Christmas morning (one pleasant day out of 365 does not seem like particularly good odds to me!) I guess I can forgive parents their sins — you have to delude yourself to a certain degree just to make it through the next 18 years without killing your offspring. Wink
Funny Quotes For Kids It's so refreshing when you find parents who can be honest about child-rearing — so these quotes are intended to honor those moms and dads who know the truth and love their kids anyway. And of course, there's a healthy smattering of smart-ass remarks by the child-free — entirely intended as comic relief for all of us no-kidders (just sit back and enjoy the smug sense of relief that says, “Thank God that's not me!”)
Funny Quotes For Kids these quotes come from all walks of life — actors, novelists, playwrights, politicians, comedians, comic strip artists, attorneys, journalists, philosophers, filmmakers, magicians, world leaders, social reformers, and even one professional chess player. I've also included a little information about the author of each quote and a link if you want to learn more — I find that knowing a bit about the context in which the comment was made gives the quotation an even more powerful punch.
Here is the full list of Funny Quotes For Kids funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.If you find one you think shouldn't be here, use the "add new comment" link at the bottom to report it.

Drive me crazy
me: you drive me crazy
master 3: I'm not driving you! I'M NOT DRIVING YOU! You are not a car, and you don't have a steering wheel on your tummy. I'm not driving you, you are not a car, you are mummy.
..can't debate his powers of reasoning, can we?

Clever pancakes
Last night I asked my 3yr old for the iPad to look at my pancake recipe, she replied "don't you know that my daddy is very clever and doesn't need the computer to make pancakes!" My husband uses a pancake bottle to make them! I was cooking them from scratch!

Egg moon
Master 4: It's the moon! It's like an egg!

Pickle sausages
Miss 5: I want a pickle
Me: But we're about to have sausages for dinner
Miss 5: But a pickle is like a sausage
Sausage shaped maybe, but a lot greener and tastes very different :)

Christmas presents
Various family members: "What did you get for Christmas?"
Master 3: "Presents"
Various family members: "What kind of presents?"
Master 3 (with that tone suggesting the person is rather stupid): "CHRISTMAS presents"

Bathtime
After bath one night..."My butt crack is broken. Mommy, you washed away my protective layer of dirt."

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids
Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids
Funny Quotes For Kids About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids

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