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Funny Movie Quotes We all know that there a lot of funny movie quotes out there but with so many things going on in our lives nowadays it's hard to remember them and we forget what's funny let alone the quotes from the movie. 
To help you along on this little expedition of merriment and amusement, a random collection of the funniest movie quotes have been gathered here, so if you don't have the time to watch the entire film, well, these quotes are the next best thing. Hopefully these quotes will put a smile on your face, but remember don't take these jokes too seriously!
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Let us not waste any more time and begin the glee here... 
Funny Movie Quotes  biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."
He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."
"Funny Movie Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."
If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."
Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."
It's probably safe to assume that the most-quoted genre in all of cinema is probably comedy. A good comedy — and there have been many over the years — can come up with at least five or or six above-average zingers, lines that are sure to be remembered, cherished and repeated to the point where it stops being funny ... and then comes around to being even funnier.


Here are some of the funniest quotes from 50 of our favorite comedies — in meme form, for your re-posting convenience. Share the laughter, why don'tcha?


The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) 

Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that! 

Kyle: You're gonna be fine.
Adam: Yeah.
Kyle: You're gonna be fine. Fifty fifty! If you were a casino game, you'd have the best odds.
Adam: Yeah. Thanks.

Tom's boss reads the message on a valentine's card that Tom has written after he's been dumped by Summer] 
Vance: Roses are red, violets are blue...Fuck you, whore! 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. 
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the seventies.
Jim: [disgusted] Don't need this.
Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do...with a well placed thumb. 



Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 
Funny Movie Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids 

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