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A Funny Quotes Christmas biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.Funny Quotes Christmas Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography. An Funny Quotes Christmas authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.Funny Quotes Christmas breaks into our houses every year to the delight of good children everywhere but he didn’t start out delivering presents to kids. And did you know that there are parts of him that are probably older than Jesus? Find out all you need to know about a man coming to a chimney near you this Christmas.Apart from his elves, no one knows what Father Christmas really looks like but the characteristic white beard and red clothing are in fact creations of American cartoonists in the Victorian era. The original British Father Christmas, as depicted in 17th century, sported a beard, but it wasn’t white, and his clothing colour was green, not red. And we can thank Scandinavian myths for his reindeer pulled sled, though the red nosed reindeer leader, ‘Rudolph’, was another American advertising creation. His elves have a Germanic and distinctly devilish background but the mince pies, milk and sherry we leave out for Father Christmas have an even more ancient origin. Such offerings are reminiscent of sacrifices to pagan gods that long pre date Christianity.Another pre Christian link is Father Christmas’s first name, ‘Father’. This is thought to be derived from ‘Woden’, or the better known ‘Odin’, the ‘All-Father’ head god of North European and Scandinavian mythology. Americans prefer to refer to him as Santa Claus, and this name derives from the third century saint, Saint Nicholas. He was a charitable bishop from Myra (now called Demre) in Turkey. His first gifts were anonymously delivered bags of gold coins to a man so that a he could afford to have his daughters married. Some accounts say that he left a gold coin in each of the daughters’ stockings and in others that he dropped his gifts down the man’s chimney because the door was locked. There are still other, more grim and graphic, variations of the story. One has the three daughters about to enter prostitution to escape financial hardship. Another has three boys being butchered in order that their meat could be sold off as ham whereupon Nicholas resurrects the boys.Saint Nicholas was, and is, such an inspiring figure that even though the town of his birthplace is now largely Muslim, and so no longer recognises Christmas, they still celebrate the figure of Santa Claus. Nicholas is believed to have died on 6 December and in certain countries, like Holland, children receive gifts on this day, the Feast of St Nicholas, rather than at Christmas.</div>
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But if our Father Christmas really wanted to be accurate and come the night before the birth of Christ, he’d be popping down our chimneys sometime in September. So why does he come on the 24 December? Well, the Gospels don’t give a date for Jesus’ birth so the reason we celebrate it on 25 December is because Pope Julius I in the fourth century AD said so. He wanted to popularise Christianity and so appropriated existing pagan practises as everyone from the Romans to the Babylonians celebrated the beginning of the end of winter. This is perhaps why early representations of Father Christmas saw him dressed in green, representing the green shoots of spring in the depths of winter.Americans believe that Father Christmas is based in the North Pole which considering it consists of constantly shifting frozen ice, is just a bit unlikely. The British and European traditions are more prosaic, and believe his workshop is in Finland, in an area called Lapland. Some even think his grotto is somewhere in the Korvatunturi mountain range.</div>
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The address for your letter to Father Christmas, is “Santa’s Grotto, Reindeerland, SAN TA1.” Please note, letters from naughty children may be read but not always actioned, and please limit requests to single items as Father Christmas has roughly 700,000,000 children to visit in one night. </div>
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus</div>
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph</div>
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money</div>
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...<br />
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On Funny Quotes For The Day biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br />
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.<br />
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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.<br />
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.<br />
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.<br />
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.<br />
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Funny Senior Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
Funny Senior Quotes If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny Senior Quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
"Funny Senior Quotes Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.<br />
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10 things that sound dirty in golf:<br />
1. Look at the size of his putter<br />
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent<br />
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker<br />
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk<br />
5. My hands are so sweaty that I can't get a good grip<br />
6. Lift your head and spread your legs<br />
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired<br />
8. Just turn your back and drop it<br />
9. Hold up, I have to wash my balls<br />
10. Damn, I missed the hole again<br />
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It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise!<br />
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Funny Quotes On Marriage biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Quotes On Marriage Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized Funny Quotes On Marriage biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.<br />
On Funny Quotes On Marriage biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br />
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)<br />
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.<br />
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Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!<br />
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My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16096451384044501781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7001572996257581716.post-53260441433294589652013-12-13T20:25:00.001-08:002013-12-13T20:25:26.581-08:00Funny Family Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Funny Family Quotes Biography</b></span><br />
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Funny family quotes a biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.You certainly didn’t ask for them, and you can’t trade’em, but out of the billions of human beings on our planet, they’re the ones who know you best. They’re the ones who cherish you, and whom you should cherish in return – whether they’re your biological family or otherwise.Even though its easy to forget at times, family is the most important thing in the world. This could mean your mother, your father, your siblings, your spouse, your grandparents, your aunts, your uncles, your cousins, your in-laws – but for some, its simply those with whom we share unconditional love.<br />
Funny Family Quotes Of course, families are complicated – these deep relationships can carry lots of baggage and hurt as well. Given their complexity and importance in our loves, its no wonder that throughout the course of history, people from all walks of life have pondered the complexities and conundrums of familial love. Check out these quotes on family for musings about the complicated nature of our family ties:<br />
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Funny Family Quotes Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.</div>
An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.<br />
On Funny family quotes biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."The most authentic witnesses of any man's character are those who know him in his own family, and see him without any restraint or rule of conduct, but such as he voluntarily prescribes to himself. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power or probable secrecy; if we trace him through the round of time, and find that his character, with those allowances which mortal frailty must always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his sincerity that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocrisy cannot be its own reward, we may, without hesitation, determine that his heart is pure."<br />
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“A mother’s love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no aw, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.”<br />
– Agatha Christie<br />
“Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not like aches or wounds, they’re more like splits in the skin that won’t heal because there’s not enough material.”<br />
– F. Scott Fitzgerald<br />
“You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.”<br />
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The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16096451384044501781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7001572996257581716.post-61105411622395904152013-12-13T20:19:00.005-08:002013-12-13T20:19:59.536-08:00Cute And Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cute And Funny Quotes Biography</b></span><br />
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"Cute and funny quotes I have friends who are great joke-tellers. They time their lines perfectly. But, "joke delivery" was never my cup of tea. I excel in sharing cute funny quotes. And somehow, it seems to get my listeners' funny bone. You can also work on being a funny person by using some cute funny quotes. Start with this page of funny quotes. I have friends who are great joke-tellers. They time their lines perfectly. But, "joke delivery" was never my cup of tea. I excel in sharing cute funny quotes. And somehow, it seems to get my listeners' funny bone. You can also work on being a funny person by using some cute funny quotes. Start with this page of funny quotes. Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Cute and funny quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
"Cute and funny quotes Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.<br />
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Roger Kahn<br />
I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.<br />
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Robert Paul<br />
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.<br />
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Miguel de Unamuno<br />
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.<br />
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Alexander Woollcott<br />
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.<br />
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Ron Nesen<br />
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.<br />
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Jay Leno<br />
Don't forget Mother's Day… or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.<br />
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?<br />
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Funny quotes about life in general Humor is the best companion to get through life. Sorrows are transformed into minor interruptions when you add laughter to your life. When life sucks, read these funny life quotes. If nothing else, they will help you regain your sense of humor. And if you find someone whining, share these funny life quotes with them.. biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.Humor is the best companion to get through life. Sorrows are transformed into minor interruptions when you add laughter to your life. When life sucks, read these funny life quotes. If nothing else, they will help you regain your sense of humor. And if you find someone whining, share these funny life quotes with them. Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.<br />
On Funny quotes about life in general biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."0He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny quotes about life in general, Quotes Funny Quotes On Marriage witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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Charles Schulz<br />
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?<br />
Charlotte Bronte<br />
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.<br />
Elbert Hubbard<br />
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.<br />
Bob Monkhouse<br />
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?<br />
Douglas Adams<br />
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.<br />
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Funny quotes about kids biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.When it comes to the blessed state of parenthood, I'll admit that I'm a cynic. I'm sure there are some lovely aspects to raising a child up in your own image — but most of what I see looks nerve-wracking. Even good kids are exhausting, and don't get me started on the bad ones — the constant battle of wills and testing of boundaries, the public meltdowns, and those shrieks seem to go straight to your spinal column. Nope!But when you ask mom or dad about the experience, you get a different story. They downplay the nightmare side and focus on Kodak moments like the joy of birth (forgetting the blood and pain and “I'm-never-doing-this-again”) or Christmas morning (one pleasant day out of 365 does not seem like particularly good odds to me!) I guess I can forgive parents their sins — you have to delude yourself to a certain degree just to make it through the next 18 years without killing your offspring. Wink It's so refreshing when you find parents who can be honest about child-rearing — so these quotes are intended to honor those moms and dads who know the truth and love their kids anyway. And of course, there's a healthy smattering of smart-ass remarks by the child-free — entirely intended as comic relief for all of us no-kidders (just sit back and enjoy the smug sense of relief that says, “Thank God that's not me!”)<br />
Funny Quotes About Kids come from all walks of life — actors, novelists, playwrights, politicians, comedians, comic strip artists, attorneys, journalists, philosophers, filmmakers, magicians, world leaders, social reformers, and even one professional chess player. I've also included a little information about the author of each quote and a link if you want to learn more — I find that knowing a bit about the context in which the comment was made gives the quotation an even more powerful punch.<br />
Funny quotes about kids come from all walks of life — actors, novelists, playwrights, politicians, comedians, comic strip artists, attorneys, journalists, philosophers, filmmakers, magicians, world leaders, social reformers, and even one professional chess player. I've also included a little information about the author of each quote and a link if you want to learn more — I find that knowing a bit about the context in which the comment was made gives the quotation an even more powerful punch.<br />
Funny quotes about kids If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny quotes about kids Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny quotes about kids, funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
“Funny Quotes About Kids There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”<br />
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“Seeing a big scratch on Andy's cheek, he tried again. "You win this fight?" he<br />
touched the little boy's cheek lightly.<br />
Andy's eyes filled with tears. "I fallded down."<br />
"Fell," Jordan corrected automatically.<br />
"DADDY!! COME HERE!!" JD commanded furiously. He stomped off to<br />
behind the sofa. Jordan rolled his eyes and followed.<br />
Leaning down, Jordan whispered, "What?"<br />
JD had on his 'frog face'. The one he wore when grownups have been bad.<br />
Brows wrinkled, mouth all scrunched and frowny, hands on hips, all 33 inches<br />
of righteous indignation, he hissed, "He be's just a baby. He dunna talk good<br />
yet."<br />
Jordan cocked his eyebrow at his son.<br />
"I'm a big boy, Daddy. I know this stuff.”<br />
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Funny Break Up Quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
"Perhaps Funny Break Up Quotes the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."<br />
Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.The most authentic witnesses of any man's character are those who know him in his own family, and see him without any restraint or rule of conduct, but such as he voluntarily prescribes to himself. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power or probable secrecy; if we trace him through the round of time, and find that his character, with those allowances which mortal frailty must always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his sincerity that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocrisy cannot be its own reward, we may, without hesitation, determine that his heart is pure."<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny Break Up Quotes Funny Quotes On Marriage witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. Its like death.<br />
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A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.<br />
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then<br />
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Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.<br />
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Funny Marriage Quotes biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Marriage Quotes Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriterDespite the objections of Wayles, who felt Jefferson too modest to make a profitable match, the two ultimately made a duet too well paired to be put off. After a lengthy and lavish shower of accoutrements and affections, Jefferson won Wayles over and was married to Martha on New Year's Day 1772. The wedding, held at the Wayles estate, The Forest, was presided over by a pair of Anglican priests, and followed up by a fortnight of revelry. In the end the newlyweds were forced to steal away from the lingering festivities amidst a violent snowstorm, which they fought all the way back to Monticello. More than a bride, in gaining Martha Wayles Skelton, Jefferson gained access to what would become a monstrous inheritance. In the eighteen months between his marriage and the death of his father-in-law, Jefferson watched as the Wayles fortune turned sour amidst a series of bad business deals, not all of them square. In the end, Jefferson was left with the majority of Wayles' holdings, but also the majority of his debt.By the time the dust settled, Jefferson found himself in charge of combined estates that included over 10,000 acres and 130 slaves. Added to his prior holdings, this put him in upper echelon of landed and slave-owning gentry in Virginia. Such a distinction must have come as a mixed blessing to Jefferson, who had already gone on record with his philosophical objections to slavery. He would continue to condemn the peculiar institution in the abstract throughout his life, all the while continuing to function as a large-scale slave-owner.Beyond the philosophical complications of slavery, Jefferson's troubles as a slave-owner also had a psychological dimension. This was so on account of his father-in-law. Like many widowed aristocrats in Virginia, Wayles had turned to one of his female slaves for comfort and companionship toward the end of his life. And, like her mother before her, Betty Hemings gradually found herself locked in as long-term mistress to her master. In all, she would bear several children to Wayles: some estimates range as high as six. Thus, when Jefferson inherited Wayles' holdings, he found himself in the complicated situation of possessing a family of slaves who were the unacknowledged half- siblings of his spouse. Such an odd arrangement would eventually prove to have life-changing effects for Jefferson.<br />
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About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. </div>
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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!</div>
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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!</div>
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!</div>
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br />
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)<br />
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.<br />
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I love her even though she makes me do stuff.<br />
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.<br />
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Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!<br />
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When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.<br />
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My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!<br />
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Funny Quotes About Boys filthy but adorable, naughty yet angelic, strong and helpless -- boys are an intriguing bundle of contradictions. Boys grow into men, but at some level, boys remain boys. They never shed their fetishes -- be it games, gizmos, or girls. Read these funny quotes about boys and you will find a striking parallel with the boys and men you know.<br />
Funny Quotes About Boys biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."<br />
Funny Quotes About Boys biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter. He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny Quotes About Boys witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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blue_angel CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, funny boys will make you fall in love without even realizing it.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Sometimes boys are like bras, they can hook up behind your back.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time...<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him!<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
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What's the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.<br />
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"Super Funny Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferment; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral." There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition." If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life." It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own. "Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case." Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book. The most authentic witnesses of any man's character are those who know him in his own family, and see him without any restraint or rule of conduct, but such as he voluntarily prescribes to himself. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power or probable secrecy; if we trace him through the round of time, and find that his character, with those allowances which mortal frailty must always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his sincerity that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocrisy cannot be its own reward, we may, without hesitation, determine that his heart is pure."A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.<br />
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.<br />
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Just once, I'd like for someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene".<br />
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.<br />
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The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.<br />
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.<br />
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No, this person isn’t really me. It’s all just a terrible mistake- a Bermuda Triangle of Bad Hair Day meets Bad Dress Day, meets Hippie Shoes From Hell.<br />
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The truth is, I sleep far too much- wake up late, take naps in the afternoon, go to bed early. I live with one foot dangling in a dark, warm pool of unconsciousness, ready at any moment to slide into oblivion. But it’s just a little bit antisocial, all this sleeping so I try and hide it.<br />
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Funny Borat Quotes With Bruno ready to hit theaters this week, what better time to look back at Sasha Baron Cohen’s other masterpiece of shock/reality comedy. There are tons of classic lines in Borat. The full name of the movie – Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is a mouthful. Here are the best quotes from Borat, we’ll see if Bruno can top Borat in funny lines as well as box office success.What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is a 2006 film about Borat leaving his home in Kazakhstan to go to the USA and record a documentary for the fictional Kazakh Ministry of Information. He leaves behind his mother and wife, bringing along his obese producer Azamat Bagatov.<br />
Funny Borat Quotes biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
"Funny Borat Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny Borat Quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life." It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
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This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.<br />
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Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!<br />
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In my country, they would go crazy for these two.<br />
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Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!<br />
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I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!<br />
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Birthday comes once in the year. It is always very wonderful and glad day for us. When your any dear ones birthday is come then you want to wish them with special and unique words. When you want to wish your friends then mostly you will prefer to wish them with some humorous words because friends are always very unique and important in our life and we always want to fun with them. So we are offering you here best collection of humorous birthday wishes which are in latest collection.Happy Birthday Funny Quotes biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Happy Birthday Funny Quotes Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.On Happy Birthday Funny Quotes biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."<br />
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I’ve always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality. Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!<br />
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On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!<br />
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A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.<br />
Forget about the past, you can’t change it.<br />
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.<br />
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.<br />
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.<br />
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.<br />
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Tomorrow is still a mystery.<br />
Yesterday is already history.<br />
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!<br />
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“Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.”<br />
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.<br />
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You’ve had many many birthdays,<br />
Too many for me to mention,<br />
But there are still one or two more<br />
Before you start to draw your pension.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16096451384044501781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7001572996257581716.post-34779050772118078462013-12-13T03:01:00.004-08:002013-12-13T03:01:58.705-08:00Inspirational Funny Quotes About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Inspirational Funny Quotes Biography</b></span><br />
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Inspirational Funny Quotes Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Inspirational Funny Quotes Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."<br />
It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
"Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."<br />
Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.<br />
The most authentic witnesses of any man's character are those who know him in his own family, and see him without any restraint or rule of conduct, but such as he voluntarily prescribes to himself. If a man carries virtue with him into his private apartments, and takes no advantage of unlimited power or probable secrecy; if we trace him through the round of time, and find that his character, with those allowances which mortal frailty must always want, is uniform and regular, we have all the evidence of his sincerity that one man can have with regard to another; and, indeed, as hypocrisy cannot be its own reward, we may, without hesitation, determine that his heart is pure."<br />
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Here is a great collection of Inspirational Funny Quotes witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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“We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.”<br />
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“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”<br />
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“To ugly ducklings everywhere,<br />
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:<br />
They'll never get to be swans”<br />
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“Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.”<br />
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“No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!”<br />
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“Mister Dresden," he said. "And Miss Rodriguez, I believe. I didn't realize you were an art collector."<br />
"I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.<br />
"Elvii?" Marcone inquired.<br />
"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. "But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural.”<br />
? Jim Butcher, Death Masks<br />
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16096451384044501781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7001572996257581716.post-39598836954319188932013-12-13T02:54:00.000-08:002013-12-13T02:54:01.861-08:00Funny Quotes About Relationships About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Funny Quotes About Relationships Biography</b></span><br />
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Funny Quotes About Relationships biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Quotes About Relationships Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized Funny Quotes About Relationships biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.Funny Quotes About Relationships biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."<br />
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Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed." Anonymous<br />
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To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Anonymous<br />
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford<br />
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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst<br />
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions? Lily Tomlin<br />
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Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz<br />
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Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown<br />
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When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey<br />
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There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach. Barbara Hower<br />
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Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein<br />
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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. <br />
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Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.<br />
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"Funny Quotes On Exams Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
Funny Quotes On Exams If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny Quotes On Exams Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own."Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."N othing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.<br />
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Let’s have some fun by sending these funny quotes on exams to your friends.<br />
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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..<br />
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1.Roll no<br />
2.Exam<br />
3.Date<br />
4.Subject<br />
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Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?<br />
Anything 4 u<br />
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World's Best Feeling<br />
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful<br />
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Question Paper In Examinations Hall<br />
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And We Smile At Each Other And Say:<br />
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Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D<br />
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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:<br />
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They gave me the questions which i don't know,<br />
So i wrote answers which they don't know.<br />
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.<br />
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Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,<br />
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,<br />
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..<br />
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.<br />
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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho<br />
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye<br />
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do<br />
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye<br />
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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai<br />
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai<br />
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yeh galat hai<br />
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16096451384044501781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7001572996257581716.post-87994606988190892202013-12-13T02:37:00.002-08:002013-12-13T02:37:31.461-08:00Funny Quotes From The Office About Friends and Sayings About Love Tumblr About Girls Wallpaper About Life Lessons For Kids <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Funny Quotes From The Office Biography</b></span><br />
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Funny Quotes From The Office biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
"Funny Quotes From The Office Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny Quotes From The Office Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."<br />
These Funny Quotes From The Office quotes and sayings about work, jobs, and bosses will free your mind from the grind. Grab a cup of coffee, relax, let these humorous quotations and funny sayings go to work...on your psyche. Your spirit will get a big raise.<br />
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1. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.<br />
- Lane Kirkland<br />
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2. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.<br />
- Groucho Marx<br />
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3. Guys with neck tattoos love asking "Are ya'll hirin?"<br />
- Rock ?@TheMichaelRock<br />
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4. A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.<br />
- Anonymous<br />
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5. I do my job in a very professional manner. I take money for it every chance I get.<br />
- Melanie White<br />
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6. Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.<br />
- Anonymous<br />
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7. Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.<br />
- Huey P. Long<br />
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Funny Quotes About Being Single a biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Quotes About Being Single Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
An authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.<br />
Funny Quotes About Being Single biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."<br />
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.<br />
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.<br />
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Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for sure.<br />
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I believe husbands should be like kleenex soft, strong, and disposable.<br />
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Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!<br />
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.<br />
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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.<br />
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Funny Quotes On Women Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."<br />
Funny Quotes On Women Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own."Perhaps the only type of quote better than a wise quote is a quote that, while conveying some universal truth, is also witty. If you’re in need of a good laugh — and really, who isn’t? — then check out our list of the top 100 funny quotes of all-time. Funny quotes are also good for making other people laugh; posting one of these quotes on Facebook or Twitter is sure to elicit many chuckles from your friends and followers. There’s a funny quote here for everybody: this list has everything from ironic statements and macabre jokes to bathroom humor. Also included are interpretations, which attempt to explain just what makes each quote so darn funny– the interpretations also come in handy for that one clueless person who always says, “I don’t get it” in response to your hilarious joke. (Don’t worry, this list has funny quotes about those types of people as well.) From this unwillingness to perform more than is required of that which is commonly performed with reluctance, it proceeds that few authors write their own lives. Statesmen, courtiers, ladies, generals, and seamen, have given to the world their own stories, and the events with which their different stations have made them acquainted. They retired to the closet as to a place of quiet and amusement, and pleased themselves with writing, because they could lay down the pen whenever they were weary. But the author, however conspicuous, or however important, either in the publick eye or in his own, leaves his life to be related by his successors, for he cannot gratify his vanity but by sacrificing his case."Nothing detains the reader's attention more powerfully than deep involutions of distress, or sudden vicissitudes of fortune; and these might be abundantly afforded by memoirs of the sons of literature. They are entangled by contracts which they know not how to fulfill, and obliged to write on subjects which they do not understand. Every publication is a new period of time, from which some increase or declension of fame is to be reckoned. The gradations of a hero's life are from battle to battle, and of an author's from book to book.<br />
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A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.<br />
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Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. – By Marilyn Monroe.<br />
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A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a near sighted man.<br />
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.<br />
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A Frenchwoman, when double- Bycrossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- Bybut they all will console themselves with another man.<br />
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A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966<br />
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A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. – By Diana Sturm<br />
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A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right<br />
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. – By Oscar Wilde<br />
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.<br />
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A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.<br />
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Funny Quotes T Shirts Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."<br />
A Funny Quotes T Shirts(T shirt, tee-shirt, or tee) is a style of shirt. A T-shirt's defining characteristic is the T shape made with the body and sleeves. It is normally associated with short sleeves, a round neck line, and no collar.T-shirts are typically made of cotton fibers (sometimes others), knitted together in a jersey stitch that gives a T-shirt its distinctive soft texture. The majority of modern T-shirts have a body that is made from a continuously woven tube, so the torso has no side seams. This is accomplished with special weaving machines called circular looms, which produce seamless fabric for tube tops, stockings, and the like. Conventional stitching is used for the waist band, neck band, sleeves and to close the shoulders. The manufacture of T-shirts has become highly automated, and may include fabric cutting by laser or water jet.<br />
T-shirt fashions include many styles for both men and women, and for all age groups, including baby, youth, teen, adult and elderly sizes.<br />
The Funny Quotes T Shirts evolved from undergarments used in the 19th century, through cutting the one-piece "union suit" underwear into separate top and bottom garments, with the top long enough to tuck under the waistband of the bottoms. T-shirts, with and without buttons, were adopted by miners and stevedores during the late 19th century as a convenient covering for hot environments.T-shirts, as a slip-on garment without buttons, originally became popular in the United States when they were issued by the U.S. Navy during or following the Spanish–American War of 1898. These were a crew-necked, short-sleeved, white cotton undershirt to be worn under a uniform. It became common for sailors and Marines in work parties, the early submarines, and tropical climates to remove their uniform "jacket", wearing (and soiling) only the undershirt.US Merchant Marine sailor in 1944.T-shirts soon became popular as a bottom layer of clothing for workers in various industries, including agriculture. The T-shirt was easily fitted, easily cleaned, and inexpensive, and for this reason it became the shirt of choice for young boys. Boys' shirts were made in various colors and patterns. By the Great Depression, the T-shirt was often the default garment to be worn when doing farm or ranch chores, as well as other times when modesty called for a torso covering but conditions called for lightweight fabrics. Do you want to read a list of twenty T shirt sayings, meticulously chosen from a list of over a thousand? This collection gives you just that. Find short and witty T shirt sayings that will make an impact even on a cursory glance.<br />
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Funny Quotes About Marriage Famous English poet John Lyly once said, "Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth." But a successful marriage is the work of a loving heart. Find out what makes marriages work and how this age-old institution survived the sands of time. Read thought provoking marriage quotes and discover the secret to a happy marriage.<br />
Funny Quotes About Marriage biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Quotes About Marriage Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.<br />
Funny Quotes About MarriageAn authorized biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.<br />
Funny Quotes About Marriage Gear up with beautiful quotes for your dear one's wedding anniversary. Shower blessings of love and inspiration on your sister, daughter, son, or friend with these beautiful wedding anniversary wishes.Funny Quotes About Marriage Are you confused about whether your immaculate love deserves to translate into marriage? Do you worry about the repercussions of this double-edged sword? Well, read these famous marriage quotes and allow Abraham Lincoln, Mae West, Jane Austin, and others help you make the right choice.Funny Quotes About Marriage “To be loved but not known is comforting but superficial. To be known and not loved is our greatest fear. But to be fully known and truly loved is, well, a lot like being loved by God. It is what we need more than anything. It liberates us from pretense, humbles us out of our self-righteousness, and fortifies us for any difficulty life can throw at us.”<br />
Funny Quotes About Marriage“In any relationship, there will be frightening spells in which your feelings of love dry up. And when that happens you must remember that the essence of marriage is that it is a covenant, a commitment, a promise of future love. So what do you do? You do the acts of love, despite your lack of feeling. You may not feel tender, sympathetic, and eager to please, but in your actions you must BE tender, understanding, forgiving and helpful. And, if you do that, as time goes on you will not only get through the dry spells, but they will become less frequent and deep, and you will become more constant in your feelings. This is what can happen if you decide to love.<br />
Funny Quotes About MarriageYou can only afford to be generous if you actually have some money in the bank to give. In the same way, if your only source of love and meaning is your spouse, then anytime he or she fails you, it will not just cause grief but a psychological cataclysm. If, however, you know something of the work of the Spirit in your life, you have enough love "in the bank" to be generous to your spouse even when you are not getting much affection or kindness at the moment.”<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny Quotes About Marriage witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.<br />
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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!<br />
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!<br />
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.<br />
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Funny Quotes On Girls biography or simply bio is a detailed description or account of a person's life. It entails more than basic facts (education, work, relationships, and death) - a biography also portrays a subject's experience of these events. Unlike a profile or curriculum vitae (résumé), a biography presents a subject's life story, highlighting various aspects of his or her life, including intimate details of experience, and may include an analysis of the subject's personality.<br />
Funny Quotes On Girls Biographical works are usually non-fiction, but fiction can also be used to portray a person's life. One in-depth form of biographical coverage is called legacy writing. Works in diverse media — from literature to film — form the genre known as biography.An authorized Funny Quotes On Girls biography is written with the permission, cooperation, and at times, participation of a subject or a subject's heirs. An autobiography is written by the person themselves, sometimes with the assistance of a collaborator or ghostwriter.Funny Quotes On Girls biography: "It is rarely well executed. They only who live with a man can write his life with any genuine exactness and discrimination; and few people who have lived with a man know what to remark about him. The chaplain of a late bishop, whom I was to assist in writing some memoirs of his Lordship, could tell me scarcely any thing."He that records transactions in which himself was engaged, has not only an opportunity of knowing innumerable particulars which escape spectators, but has his natural powers exalted by that ardour which always rises at the remembrance of our own importance, and by which every man is enabled to relate his own actions better than another's."<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny Quotes On Girls witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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Fanny Brice: You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!<br />
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Nick Arnstein: I'd be happy to wait while you change.<br />
Fanny: I'd have to change too much, nobody could wait that long.<br />
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Fanny Brice: Where I come from, when two people... well, sort of love each other... oh, never mind.<br />
Nick Arnstein: Well? What do they do when they "sort of love each other"?<br />
Fanny Brice: Well, one of them says, "Why don't we get married?"<br />
Nick Arnstein: Really?<br />
Fanny Brice: Yeah, and sometimes it's even the man.<br />
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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.<br />
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Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions.<br />
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Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Humor is the best companion to get through life. Sorrows are transformed into minor interruptions when you add laughter to your life. When life sucks, read these funny life quotes. If nothing else, they will help you regain your sense of humor. And if you find someone whining, share these funny life quotes with them.<br />
"Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Biography has often been allotted to writers who seem very little acquainted with the nature of their task, or very negligent about the performance. They rarely afford any other account than might be collected from public papers, but imagine themselves writing a life when they exhibit a chronological series of actions or preferments; and so little regard the manners or behavior of their heroes that more knowledge may be gained of a man's real character, by a short conversation with one of his servants, than from a formal and studied narrative, begun with his pedigree and ended with his funeral."<br />
There are, indeed, some natural reasons why these narratives are often written by such as were not likely to give much instruction or delight, and why most accounts of particular persons are barren and useless. If a life [biography] be delayed till interest and envy are at an end, we may hope for impartiality, but must expect little intelligence; for the incidents which give excellence to biography are of a volatile and evanescent kind, such as soon escape the memory, and are rarely transmitted by tradition."<br />
Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life If the biographer writes from personal knowledge, and makes haste to gratify the public curiosity, there is danger lest his interest, his fear, his gratitude, or his tenderness overpower his fidelity, and tempt him to conceal, if not to invent. There are many who think it an act of piety to hide the faults or failings of their friends, even when they can no longer suffer by their detection; we therefore see whole ranks of characters adorned with uniform panegyric, and not to be known from one another but by extrinsic and casual circumstances."Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life Biography is, of the various kinds of narrative writing, that which is most eagerly read, and most easily applied to te purposes of life."It very seldom happens to man that his business is his pleasure. What is done from necessity is so often to be done when against the present inclination, and so often fills the mind with anxiety, that an habitual dislike steals upon us, and we shrink involuntarily from the remembrance of our task. This is the reason why almost everyone wishes to quit his employment; he does not like another state, but is disgusted with his own.<br />
Here is a great collection of Funny Quotes And Sayings About Life witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked.<br />
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Alan Bennett<br />
Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.<br />
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Carl Sandburg<br />
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.<br />
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Charles Schulz<br />
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?<br />
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Charlotte Bronte<br />
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.<br />
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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often. Improve your mood by reading these quotes about all the things life has to offer. <br />
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I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.<br />
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. <br />
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I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!<br />
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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.<br />
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